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How to modify *.exe files

learn how to change *.exe files, in 5 easy steps:

1) Don’t try to modify a prog by editing his source in a dissasembler.Why?
Cause that’s for programmers and assembly experts only.

try to view it in hex you’ll only get tons of crap you don’t understand.
First off, you need Resource Hacker(last version). It’s a resource editor-
very easy to use, You can download it at h**p://www.users.on.net/johnson/resourcehacker/

2) Unzip the archive, and run ResHacker.exe. You can check out the help file too

3) You will see that the interface is simple and clean. Go to the menu FileOpen or press Ctrl+O to open a file. Browse your way to the file you would like to edit. You can edit *.exe, *.dll, *.ocx, *.scr and *.cpl files, but this tutorial is to teach you how to edit *.exe files, so open one.

4) In the left side of the screen a list of sections will appear.
The most common sections are
-String table;
-RCData;
-Dialog;
-Cursor group;
-Bitmap;
-WAV.
*Icon: You can wiew and change the icon(s) of the program by double-clicking the icon section,chossing the icon, right-clicking on it an pressing “replace resource”. After that you can choose the icon you want to replace the original with.
*String table: a bunch of crap, useful sometimes, basic programming knowladge needed.
*RCData: Here the real hacking begins. Modify window titles, buttons, text, and lots more!
*Dialog:Here you can modify the messages or dialogs that appear in a program. Don’t forget to press “Compile” when you’re done!
*Cursor group: Change the mouse cursors used in the program just like you would change the icon.
*Bitmap: View or change images in the programs easy!
*WAV:Change the sounds in the prog. with your own.

5) In the RCData,Dialog,Menu and String table sections you can do a lot of changes. You can modify or translate the text change links, change buttons, etc.

TIP: To change a window title, search for something like: CAPTION “edit this”.
TIP: After all operations press the “Compile Script” button, and when you’re done editing save, your work @ FileSave(Save as).
TIP: When you save a file,the original file will be backed up by default and renamed to Name_original and the saved file will have the normal name of the changed prog.
TIP: Sometimes you may get a message like: “This program has a non-standard resource layout… it has probably been compressed with an .EXE compressor.” That means that Resource Hacker can’t modify it because of it’s structure.

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키 생성기로 만드는 방법?

키 생성기로 만드는 방법?
-===========================-
소개
————
나는 책임을받지 말고이 정보를 사용합니다.
이 튜토리얼은 교육에 대한 지식만을합니다.
안녕하세요,이 자습서, 나는 예쁜 만드는 방법을 가르쳐 줄 작정
단순 keygen, w3filer 32 v1.1.3라는 프로그램을합니다.
w3filer는 아주 좋은 웹 다운 로더를 …
여러분 중 일부는 프로그램을 알고있을 거라 생각합니다.
드리죠 아실 :
대답 디버거를 사용하는 방법 (이 경우에는 softice).
b. 해킹하는 방법, 보통 (발견 보호 루틴, 패치가 그들을 등등 ..).
c.을 사용하는 방법 분해 (이 지식을 도울 수)합니다.
디 어셈블리를합니다.
e. 터보 파스칼하는 방법을 코드에서 ™.
도구`야죠 :
대답 softice 3.00/01 이상합니다.
b.wd32asm합니다. (안 필수다).
c. 프로그램을 w3filer v1.13 (만일이 패키지에 제공되지 않음)에서 찾을 수있습니다
www.windows95.com 믿습니다.
디 터보 파스칼 (모든 버전).
글쎄요, 충분한 ㅋ ㅋ ㅋ, 갑시다 크래킹 …
w3filer 32을 실행합니다.
a 자성 화면이 팝, 그리고 요구를 등록 (흠,이 sux ;-)) 지금,
우리가주의 사항이 프로그램이 어떤 종류의 시리얼 번호 (광산은 873,977,046),
하세의 직렬 염두에두고, 분명 우리는 우리의 여행하는 동안`다시 만날 게요
디버거.
자, 이제 당신의 이름과 더미 누이자 레지 코드를 …
혈압을 설정하는 getdlgitemtexta, 그리고 확인을 누릅니다.
우리는 안으로 팝 getdlgitemtexta를 사용의 등록 루틴을 찾아 …
나는 당신을 구할 게요 작업`의 등록 루틴이 :
: 8d95a8faffff 레아 00404db2 edx, dword ptr [ebp + fffffaa8]
: 00404db8 52 밀어 edx —> 귀하의 사용자 이름을 여기에합니다.
: 00404db9 e80b550000 전화 0040a2c9 —> 등록 루틴을합니다.
: 00404dbe 83c408 초능력을 추가, 00,000,008 —> 모르긴 정확히 무슨가합니다.
: 85c0 테스트 00404dc1 eax, eax —> 부울 식별자, 0면
: 00404dc3 7d17 jge 00404ddc —> 등록에 실패했습니다, 1면
확인합니다.
자, 이제 전화를 입력하십시오 40a2c9, 그리고 참조하십시오 안에 무엇이 있나 :
(나의 의견에 코드를 읽어 보시기 바랍니다).
* 전화에 의해 참조된 주소 :
| : 00404db9, : 00407f76
|
: 0040a2c9 55 ebp 푸시
: 0040a2ca 8bec mov ebp, 특별하게
: 0040a2cc 81c4b0feffff 초능력을 추가, fffffeb0
: 0040a2d2 53 ebx 푸시
: 0040a2d3 56 esi 푸시
: 0040a2d4 57 에디 푸시
: 0040a2d5 8b5508 mov edx, dword ptr [ebp 08]
: 8db500ffffff 레아 0040a2d8 esi, dword ptr [ebp + ffffff00]
: 0040a2de 33c0 xor eax, eax
: 0040a2e0 eb16 jmp 0040a2f8
* 참조하는 (u) nconditional 또는 © onditional 점프는 주소 :
| : 0040a2fb ©
|
: 0040a2e2 0fbe0a movsx ecx, 여기에 시작하는 바이트 ptr [edx] —->
흥미로운 부분.
: 0040a2e5 83f920 cmp ecx, 00,000,020 —-> ecx는 현재의
문자에 사용자 이름, 흠, 20h = ”…
: 0040a2e8 740d받는 0040a2f7 —-> 봅시다,
: 0040a2ea 8a0a mov cl, 바이트 ptr [edx] —-> 일반적으로,이 모든 루프
그렇다면,이 복사
에서 사용자 이름을
[edx], [esi],없이는 공백을!
(이 점을 명심!).
: 880c06 mov 0040a2ec 바이트 ptr [esi + eax], cl
: 0040a2ef 42 edx 타운
: 0040a2f0 40 타운 eax
: c6040600 mov 0040a2f1 바이트 ptr [esi + eax], 00
: 0040a2f5 eb01 jmp 0040a2f8
* 참조하는 (u) nconditional 또는 © onditional 점프는 주소 :
| : 0040a2e8 ©
|
: 0040a2f7 42 edx 타운
* 참조하는 (u) nconditional 또는 © onditional 점프는 주소 :
| : 0040a2e0 (u), : 0040a2f5 (u)
|
: 803a00 cmp 0040a2f8 바이트 ptr [edx], 00
: 0040a2fb 75e5 jne 0040a2e2 —————-> 이것은 루프, 우리가
어떤 의미
추적을 계속합시다
의 코드를 …
: 0040a2fd 56 esi ——–> 밀어 넣기에 사용자 이름은 추진하기 위해
을
upcase 그게 숯을합니다.
* 참조를 : user32.charuppera, ord : 0000h
|
: 0040a2fe e80f330000 전화 사용자가! charupper —>이, 우리의 이름은
대문자로합니다.
: 0040a303 56 밀어 esi —–> 여기에 우리의 이름을 대문자로합니다.
* 참조를 : cw3220mt._strlen, ord : 0000h
|
: 0040a304 e86f300000 전화 0040d378 —> 이것은 우리의 이름의 길이.
: 0040a309 59 ecx 팝
: 0040a30a 8bc8 mov ecx, eax —> ecx = 길이.
: 0040a30c 83f904 cmp ecx, 00,000,004 —> 길이> = 4 (해야)합니다.
: 0040a30f 7d05 jge 0040a316 —>이 주소로 갑시다 …
: 0040a311 83c8ff 또는 eax, ffffffff
: 0040a314 eb67 jmp 0040a37d
* 참조하는 (u) nconditional 또는 © onditional 점프는 주소 :
| : 0040a30f ©
|
: 0040a316 33d2 xor edx, edx
: 0040a318 33c0 xor eax, eax
: 0040a31a 3bc8 cmp ecx, eax
: 0040a31c 7e17 jle 0040a335 —> (은 중요하지 않다, 그저 또 다른 쓸모없는
체크)합니다.
================================================== =================================
여기에서 ============하고, 중요한 코드를 ================== 주목
================================================== =================================
우리가 계속하기 전에 하나, edx = 00000000h 우리를 다음 지시 사항을 입력합니다.
* 참조하는 (u) nconditional 또는 © onditional 점프는 주소 :
| : 0040a333 ©
|
: 0040a31e 0fbe1c06 movsx ebx, 바이트 ptr [esi + eax] —> ebx <— 문자에서 사용자 이름
이름, 오프셋 eax합니다.
: 0040a322 c1e303 shl ebx, 03 —–> 흠, shl의 문자로 그것 03h …
(기억이)합니다.
: 0040a325 0fbe3c06 movsx 에디, 바이트 ptr [esi + eax] —> 지금 에디 <— 문자
사용자 이름, 오프셋 eax합니다.
: 0040a329 0faff8 imul 에디, eax 증식 —–> 그것에 의해 숯
오프셋의 사용자 이름을! (기억이)합니다.
: 0040a32c 03df ebx를 추가, 에디 —–> 결과를 ebx를 추가합니다 (이
셸 (딩 동 =)).
: 03d3 추가 0040a32e edx, ebx —–> edx = edx + ebx! - 이것은 코어
이 등록을 루틴을!
: 0040a330 40 타운 eax —–> 1 씩 인상 eax (다음 문자).
: 0040a331 3bc8 cmp ecx, eax
: 7fe9 jg 0040a31e —-> 0040a333 ecx 경우 <eax 그 다음에, 우리 둡니다
루프합니다.
* 참조하는 (u) nconditional 또는 © onditional 점프는 주소 :
| : 0040a31c ©
|
: 0040a335 a120674100 mov eax, dword ptr [00416720] —> hmmmmmm, 무슨의
여기에 감사합니다
: c1f803 특별 행정구 0040a33a eax, 03 ———> 잠깐! sice를 입력하시기 바랍니다 ‘?
eax ‘
eax보세요에서이 번호는
우리에게 친숙한?
아직 없었음하는 경우, 이해를
보다, 그건
우리의 일련 번호가! (자리
귀하의 시간과 수표
자신 - 없었음 믿어봐!). 자,
그래서 지금 우리가 아는
그것 shr에 의해 eax 03 (특별 행정구는
거의 동일합니다 shr).
: 03d0 추가 0040a33d edx, eax ———> 흠, 그것의 결과에서 추가
루프의 일련 번호 03h 의해 shr’d
: 52 푸시 0040a33f edx ——-> 계속합시다. (이 시점에서,
말할 수있다는 레지 번호,이
에 edx - 단지의 레지 번호
는 16 진수 -> 그것을 입력하는 방법).
* 가능한 stringdata 심판으로부터 데이터를 obj -> “% 익스”
|
: 0040f55e 밀어 0040a340 685ef54000
: 8d95b0feffff 레아 0040a345 edx, dword ptr [ebp + fffffeb0]
: 0040a34b 52 edx 푸시
* 참조를 : user32.wsprintfa, ord : 0000h
|
: 0040d636 ——-> 전화 0040a34c e8e5320000이 사람,이 hex2str (이
부터의 값을 edx, 그리고 전원이 그것을 16 진수 문자열).
: 0040a351 83c40c 초능력을 추가, 0000000c
: 8d8db0feffff 레아 0040a354 ecx, dword ptr [ebp + fffffeb0] —–> 유형 코스비 ecx ‘-
이것은 레지 번호! 우리에겐 충분 그것은 나머지
이 코드는
우리의 올바른 레지 코드를 비교하는만을위한합니다.
: 0040a35a 51 ecx 푸시
* 참조를 : user32.charlowera, ord : 0000h
|
: 0040d618 전화 0040a35b e8b8320000
: 8d85b0feffff 레아 0040a360 eax, dword ptr [ebp + fffffeb0]
: 0040a366 50 밀어 eax
: 0040a367 ff750c 밀어 넣기 [ebp +0 c]
* 참조를 : cw3220mt._strcmp, ord : 0000h
|
: 0040d3e4 전화 0040a36a e875300000
: 0040a36f 83c408 초능력을 추가, 00,000,008
: 0040a372 85c0 테스트 eax, eax
: 0040a37b받는 0040a374 7,405
: 0040a376 83c8ff 또는 eax, ffffffff
: 0040a379 eb02 jmp 0040a37d
* 참조하는 (u) nconditional 또는 © onditional 점프는 주소 :
| : 0040a374 ©
|
: 0040a37b 33c0 xor eax, eax
* 참조하는 (u) nconditional 또는 © onditional 점프는 주소 :
| : 0040a314 (u), : 0040a379 (u)
|
: 5f 팝 에디 0040a37d
: 팝 esi 0040a37e 5e
: 0040a37f 5b ebx 팝
: 8be5 mov 0040a380 초능력, ebp
: 팝 ebp 0040a382 5d
: 0040a383 c3 ret
실제 keygen 만들기
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
이제, 뒤 나는 프로그램을 어떻게 계산하는 설명에 등록
코드를 직접 작성하실 수있습니다 keymaker, 내 코드를보고하지 않고, 또는
보라 나의 코드 (가 터보 파스칼 - 죄송합니다 다음번에 모든 당신 c 연인 ;-)).
그게 다야, 여기가 내 keygen의 근원 :
여기에 ——————- —————————– 컷 —————-
프로그램을 w3filerkeygen;
변수 이름
키, serialnum, eb, 에드, 자릿수 : longint;
나는 엑스 : 바이트;
이름, keyhex : 문자열;
시작
writeln ( ‘w3filer32 v1.1.3 keymaker’);
writeln ( ‘에 금이 통증이 ^ ^하여 ” 97 / 반군!’);
쓰기 ( ‘당신의 이름 :’); (읽기의 이름)
readln (이름);
쓰기 ( ‘일련 번호 :’);
readln (serialnum); (예, 우리는 계산에 대한 일련 번호가 필요합니다!)
키 : = 0;
x : = 0;
에 대한 나 : = 1을 길이 (이름을)
시작
이름 [전] : = upcase (이름 [전]);
만약 이름 [나 “<> ”그럼 시작
eb : = ord (이름 [전]) shl 3; (eb = 이름 [전] shl 03h)
에드 : = ord (이름 [전]); (에드 = 이름 [전])
에드 : = 에드 * (x); (에드 = 에드 * 오프셋)
타운 (x);
eb : = eb + 에드; (추가 에드을 eb)
키 : = 키 + eb; (추가 eb을 키)
끝;
끝;
키 : = 키 + (serialnum shr 3); (shr 03h를 키)를 추가 serialnum
(여기서, 이것은 단지 hex2string -> 나`, 그렇습 그것의
자기 explaintory, 다른 사람 - 가서 기지를 자세히 번호를 다시 한번! ;-))
keyhex :=”;
반복
자릿수 : = 키 국방부 16;
키 : = 키 사단 16;
만약 자릿수 <10 그리고 keyhex : = chr (자릿수 + ord (’0 ‘)) + keyhex;
만약 자릿수> 10 다음 keyhex : = chr (자릿수 - 10 + ord ( ‘은’)) + keyhex;
때까지 키 = 0;
writeln ( ‘당신의 키 :’, keyhex);
writeln ( ‘즐거운 시간 되십시오!’);
끝.

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With Windows XP, you have two tools to use: the Recovery Console and the Safe Mode feature.
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after the horse has been stolen—it really won’t work that well.

Installing the Recovery Console
The Recovery Console must be installed before disaster strikes. It will be difficult (maybe even impossible) to install it after a disaster has reared its ugly head. So, let’s install the Recovery Console right now.

First, you must use the Windows XP distribution CD (or share containing the appropriate files, if installing from a network device). The Recovery Console is installed using the winnt32.exe program. The winnt32.exe program is the same program that is used to install Windows XP; however, by selecting the correct option, you are able to tell winnt32.exe to not install Windows XP, but to install the Recovery Console instead.

Note It is not possible to install the Recovery Console at the same time as Windows XP. You must first install Windows XP, then install the Recovery Console. If you have multiple copies of Windows XP installed, it is only necessary to install the Recovery Console one time—the Recovery Console will work with as many copies of Windows XP as are
installed.

Follow these steps to install the Recovery Console from the Windows XP distribution CD:
1. Insert the distribution CD and change into the i386 directory.
2. Run winnt32.exe using the /cmdcons option. Typically, no other options are needed, though some users may wish to specify source options, especially if installing from a network share rather than a hard drive.
3. The installation program contacts Microsoft to check for updates to this Windows XP component.

Figure 2.3: Windows XP’s Dynamic Update uses the Internet to retrieve the latest files directly from Microsoft.
4. The winnt32.exe program opens the dialog box shown in Figure 2.4. This dialog box allows you to cancel the installation if you need to. Note that multiple installations of the Recovery Console will simply overwrite previous installations; in such cases, no error is generated.

Figure 2.4: Setting up the Recovery Console using winnt32/cmdcons by passes all other setup options.
5. If there are no errors, the dialog box shown in Figure 2.5 is displayed. The Recovery Console is ready for use at this point.

Figure 2.5: The Recovery console has been successfully installed.

What’s in the Recovery Console?

The Recovery Console consists of a minor modification to the boot.ini file, and the addition of a hidden directory on the boot drive. The added directory’s name is cmdcons. The change to the boot.ini file is simply the addition of another line providing for a new boot option:
C:\cmdcons\bootsect.dat=”Microsoft Windows Recovery console” /cmdcons
This option consists of a fully qualified file name (C:\cmdcons\bootsect.dat), a text description (Microsoft Windows Recovery Console), and a boot option (/cmdcons).
As everyone should be well aware, the Windows XP Boot Manager is able to boot virtually any operating system (assuming that the operating system is compatible with the currently installed file system).

How Windows XP Supports Booting other Operating Systems
Windows XP can be told to “boot” any directory or file location. For example, the Recovery Console is saved in the cmdcons directory. In the cmdcons directory is a 512-byte file named bootsect.dat. Windows XP will treat a file named bootsect.dat exactly as if it were a hard disk’s boot sector. In fact, one could, theoretically, copy the bootsect.dat file to a drive’s boot sector location and cause that operating system to be booted directly.

One use for this technology is in a multiple-boot configuration where the other operating system or systems are not compatible with Windows NT (such as Windows 95/98/Me).
The Recovery Console does qualify as an operating system, though it is very simple—and limited.
A major question will always be this: is the Recovery Console secure? In most situations, the
Recovery Console is actually quite secure. The user, at startup of the Recovery Console, is prompted for two pieces of information:
• Which Windows XP installation is to be repaired (assuming that there is more than one Windows XP installation!).
• The Administrator’s password for that installation. The Recovery Console then uses the installation’s SAM to validate this password to ensure the user has the necessary permission to use the system.
A situation comes to mind: if the Administrator’s password is lost or otherwise compromised, not only may it be impossible to use the Recovery Console, but anyone with access to the compromised password could modify the system with the Recovery Console. This is not really an issue, though. If the Administrator’s password is lost, that’s life. It will be difficult, if not impossible, to recover the password. If the security of the Administrator’s password is compromised, then it will be necessary to repair the damage—changing the password is mandatory in this case. In either case, the Recovery Console is no less secure than Windows XP is.
The cmdcons directory holds over 100 files.
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February 6th, 2008 | Posted in windows | No Comments

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From a little book called “Disorder in the Court.”
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Q: What is your date of birth?

A: July fifteen.

Q: What year?

A: Every year.

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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

A: Yes.

Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

A: I forget.

Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you’ve forgotten?

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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?

A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.

Q: How long has he lived with you?

A: Forty-five years.

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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?

A: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”

Q: And why did that upset you?

A: My name is Susan.

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Q: And where was the location of the accident?

A: Approximately milepost 499.

Q: And where is milepost 499?

A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

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Q: Sir, what is your IQ?

A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.

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Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?

A: After the accident?

Q: Before the accident.

A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.

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Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?

A: Yes.

Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?

A: Yes, sir.

Q: What did she say?

A: What disco am I at?

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Q: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about
it until the next morning?

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Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

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Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

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Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?

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Q: Did he kill you?

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Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

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Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?

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Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

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Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

A: Yes.

Q: And what were you doing at that time?

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Q: She had three children, right?

A: Yes.

Q: How many were boys?

A: None.

Q: Were there any girls?

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Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?

A: Yes.

Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

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Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn’t you?

A: I went to Europe, Sir.

Q: And you took your new wife?

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Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

A: By death.

Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

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Q: Can you describe the individual?

A: He was about medium height and had a beard.

Q: Was this a male, or a female?

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Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice
which I sent to your attorney?

A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

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Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

A: Oral.

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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?

A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an
autopsy.

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Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?

A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

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Q: You were not shot in the fracas?

A: No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel.

January 22nd, 2008 | Posted in community, humour | No Comments

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